Dating an indian
Wearing the same clothes day after day gives is plain disgusting. Etiquette: Opening doors, dropping us home, waiting till we're dressed... And just so you know, you'd be foolish to expect a 'Please' or 'Thank You.'13. To add to our misery, most of them also recycle their underwear by wearing them inside out. The spitting and pissing syndrome: We've seen men stop their cars in the middle of rush hour traffic, open their fly, pull out their appendage and piss on the road in full public view. Sex: Coming from the land of Kama Sutra, we are ashamed to admit that Indian men know nothing about the female body, let alone are aware of what to do in bed. Anti-friends: Why are they always scared of meeting our friends? His caste: You're both not the same caste, so it's not working out?
If you are Indian, you can skip the rest of this post and spend the next four minutes savoring your desirability. Oh yea, I almost forgot to mention: one more big bonus when it comes to dating an Indian: communication with cabbies. New Yorkers: Just imagine if you could stop a taxi during the 4pm transition time and your date could say, in Hindi, "Hey brother, will you please take us to Spring and 6th? To the uninitiated, Indian girls seem like one of the most enticing items on the menu.If you had a middle-class or wealthy upbringing, you probably grew up knowing a few Indians, and you might be fooled into thinking they make a better bet then the hordes of selfie-addicted, socially retarded white girls you’re used to. Indians combine the worst of their native culture and the worst of American culture in one disgusting, rancid stew.Have you ever seen a skinny Indian woman over the age of 35? Not only that, even decent-looking Indian girls have unappealing bodies.Desis may have big butts, but their asses and breasts are always squishy and soft, like a bowl of Jell-O.Keeping us waiting at a bus/metro stop, bringing their friends along for support, ordering for us and going dutch definitely don't make them dating material. We have a tattoo, enjoy a drink or two and hang out with your friends, so we must definitely be ‘easy,’ right? His mother: Nothing and no one ever supercedes the Indian mother. The ego: Studies have shown that larger the ego, smaller the appendage. Arranged marriages: You will never be the one he marries because after all mommy insists on an arrange marriage for her prince.
And just because we went on a date, doesn’t mean we've devoted our lives to being subservient to your feelings and choices! The unrealistic expectations: Yes, we went on a date with you. No, it is not all right to presume that we will sleep with you, marry you and produce offspring for you. Honestly, we don’t know where you got your education, but you need to go back for some common sense. The talks: "It is not a relationship baby, it’s ‘so’ much more than that." This one is for the oversmart Indian men. We might be the prettiest, talented, richest, kindest people on the planet but we have to be approved by ‘mumma’ first! The smell: Indian men think that body odour is acceptable. In fact, studies also show that men who honk a lot are sexually frustrated beings. Love, feelings, freedom of choice and thought really don’t matter!
Yes, there are several clichés you get to hear about Indian men, and though most of them are true, you can never quite understand them fully.
Dating Indian men, on the other hand, is a whole different story.
Is it insecurity, ego issues or an inferiority complex?
Be a man and face the fact that we have a life and it's okay to be involved in it. The possessiveness: Do not meet your friends, do not go that place, do not work in that office, do not eat that.
Indian girls have sexually conservative attitudes thanks to their parents, and navigating their sea of rationalizations is a prerequisite for getting your rocks off.normal, vaginal intercourse: blowjobs, anal, the whole nine yards.